Ashley. 18. Massachusetts.
We live in a time where anyone can see my face from anywhere on the planet with an internet connection that’s beautiful, I’m beautiful.
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby