We live in a time where anyone can see my face from anywhere on the planet with an internet connection that’s beautiful, I’m beautiful.
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she really did not want to take my order
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
you clever boy
and
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
